just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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