Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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