Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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