Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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