I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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