Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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