Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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