idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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