"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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