Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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