Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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