That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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