super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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