Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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