So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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