her vagine was all disorganized.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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