dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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