im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just high enough for therapy.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
