Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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