so that wasnt chicken after all
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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