I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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