1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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