We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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