Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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