i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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