I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It's official drugs can't kill me
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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