Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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