so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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