HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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