I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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