I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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