My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.