There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.