Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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