I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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