You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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