I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dear god my vagina.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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