he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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