I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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