the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Fuck appropriateness.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
smell my finger.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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