i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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