she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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