Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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