I love black thongs
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
my being single is dangerous.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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