If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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