I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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