So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
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My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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