after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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