You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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