take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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Shame?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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