Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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