I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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