you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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