Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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