the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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