my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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