I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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