Say something about gay babies.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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