butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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